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shockblade:

“Oooor a football playing king in space! With a moustache!” - Spongebob

I keep randomly saying, “Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Master Wayne.”

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

like

I cut my bagel unevenly and just went, 

(via memewhore)

We’re just on this huge rock that’s suspended in space rn like what

(Source: blazeberg, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

adsklfafsdkhjashkf:

do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school

(via i-could-be-amazing)

please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010

(Source: sadfolkmusic, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

shit i just remembered people from real life follow me

act natural

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

nude-tayne:

sext: i play nickelback at a low volume as i slowly undo the backstrap on my crocs and put on my miranda cosgrove shirt 

(Source: diyorgasmz, via iswearmylifeisexciting)